Switzerland!! Such a great place. It was actually hard to make ourselves leave because it's so fun and cozy there. This was my first time traveling overnight on this trip so far and it was really fun to go to a whole new country. Coming from America, Europe feels like the mini world exhibit at Epcot, we drove for a few hours and were in that short amount of time we were in an entirely different place.
We got there at 4:30 in the morning which was rough even if you did manage to sleep on the coach bus which was seemingly designed for nine year olds or people without legs and we had to wake up at 7:45 to sign up for what activities we wanted to do the next morning. So obviously after three hours of sleep we were somewhat unenthusiastic to wake up. Until we opened our blinds and saw the view. Suddenly we couldn't wait to get out there and play on the mountains! The funny farm was surprisingly nice, we even had a balcony and a view!
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The view from our balcony
Funny farm delivers on all counts |
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Why call it that? Why have that be the design?
What went wrong here?! |
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Funny Farm giant dog named Schlep or something
This picture doesn't do him justice, he's the size of a small car |
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Breakfast may have been toast eveyday
But it was the best toast ever |
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| Finally, a fireplace and some cozy things |
It was actually really nice being somewhere northern after being in Italy for so long. For one thing they have heat there because they're not in denial that winter exists and for another, they have COFFEE. Like in a mug. That you can drink for like five whole minutes. Also, even though German is not English, sometimes it sounds like funny English and in general it feels a lot more like Vermont than anything in Italy feels like America. Also it's really pretty there and it's nice to see little wooden houses with doily window shades and little puffs of smoke coming out of the chimney. I don't hate winter or the cold, I just hate it in a place where they refuse to acknowledge it's existence!! With the backdrop of the beautiful mountains and lakes, everything is just so beautiful and quaint.
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| Snow and train tracks, beautiful combination |
Because it was 7:45 and I hadn't gotten nearly enough sleep, I let Liz talk me into canyon jumping. You can only do it in two places in the world (here and New Zealand) so I figured I might as well. New Zealand's...really far away. I signed up with out having any idea what it was and I was scared of heights but there's not much oxygen in the mountain air so I was pretty unconcerned. We hopped on the bus at 11:30 and went off into the mountain
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| Yikes.... |
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The hike up Gridelwald
and up and up and up |
Finally we got there and I was terrified!! It was so peaceful and beautiful up there that I didn't really care but it seemed like a long way to fall...
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| Our first view of the jump... |
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Looking down from the platform
You pretty much fall the whole way.... |
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| Liz and I, harnessed and afraid |
It was so scary watching everyone go before us. You literally just plummet like 10 stories or whatever then just as you're about to hit the ground go shooting across the canyon to the other side where it looks like you'll hit the other wall and then you swing back and forth there for awhile before they pull you in with a rope. After the first two people went, they gave us helmets because they were worried about falling icicles...right because this 1 centimeter thick piece of plastic will definitely protect me in the face of 7 foot long ice daggers. But Liz went first and didn't die so I figured I might as well.
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| I seriously don't know how I looked so serene |
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| Why was I smiling?? I don't remember smiling!! |
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| This is where I had a fear blackout and don't remember anything |
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Swinging
This part was really pretty over the snowy river |
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| I swung around on the rope at the end doing acrobatics which was fun |
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Picture of me from where I jumped from
Can you find me? |
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| Getting reeled in like a fish |
I was on such an adrenaline rush but a calm one, and after I felt surprisingly serene. And we didn't die wohoo!!
The next day we decided to go skiing because it's the alps!! It was such a confusing place, the base of the ski mountain is like already up a mountain so you get to the start by gondola...so different. Also the trail map was really confusing and I suspect we may have only skied on one part of an enormous mountain that we just couldn't find the rest of but it was SOOO BEAUTIFUL that who even cares. It was pretty steep though. We all feel a lot more than we expected to and were glad we invested in helmets.
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| Whatta View |
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| Ski/board pros |
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Skiied past these goats at one point
SWITZERLAND |
We astounded ourselves in our ability to not only find the bottom but also our bus and came home happy but also quite sore.
BUT NOT TO SORE FOR NIGHT SLEDDING (sledging in swiss/german)
This sounded pretty tame and non-life endangering but it was NOT. We went up a tiny gondola used to carry cows sometimes, or patrons to one of the many seemingly inaccessible restaurants located halfway up mountains in switzerland and looked out over the little villages and their lights in the basin of the mountains. So beautiful. Then we were handed a blinking light to put around our necks and a little plastic sled. There are no lights or barriers to keep you from falling off a cliff really. You keep your feet out straight and steer by putting one foot our the other down into the snow. Basically an invitation to break at least a leg. But it was so incredibly beautiful and fun. You can see anything except a little of the path and the total distance was 2.4 miles. It took about an hour and we stopped to look at a frozen waterfall and to regroup. Me, Liz, and Shannon had so much fun and I was really glad I decided to go. The dark makes everything seem even more magical. We couldn't really take pictures but it was like winding through the snowy woods of a mountain and sometimes coming around a curve and looking into a valley of lights. Then afterwards we went into a little wooden swiss restaurant and had swiss dinner and fondue, bread dipped in melted swiss cheese.
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It looked a little like this but darker
and the lights were all in the valley. |
After sledding, on top of skiing and flinging myself off the ledge, I was sore in all kinds of ways. Liz and I couldn't walk and even had to ask Schlep the dog for a ride upstairs to our room. Luckily he's the size of a horse so he obliged.
The next day we were leaving in the afternoon, so we just went around town.
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| So Northern, great |
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| Maybe not... |
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| Mountains, lakes, turrets! |
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The water is suspiciously blue
Like Carribean blue. So unexpected. |
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Countries really are as into their stuff as you'd expect
Heidi in Switzerland, Pinnochio in Italy
It's really a big deal. |
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Chocolate Swiss Army knife
OF COURSE |
I really loved Switzerland, the hills were alive with the sound of me screaming for my life but I didn't break anything and it was awesome and I definitely would recommend Interlaken and the Funny Farm (!?) to anyone who likes anything.
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