Got stopped by the security guard at work today. I was like UH I WORK HERE stop targeting me by my appearance. I said who I was and walked away but she was all "Wait!" and called someone to confirm my identity. What, lady?! SCUSATIMI! Then I realized hours later after listening to many long winded scales and arias that there were auditions today. Yeah duh, I'm just PRETENDING to be an intern to infiltrate the opera auditions. But actually, those theater people are crazy so I forgive her. Maybe I'll slip in and try to sing some of what I heard last Wednesday when I saw Tosca. Namely, "WAHHH wah wah wha WAHHH whaaahhh vittoria WAHHH."